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NEWS:
7/6/05-[NEW WEB LINKS!!!]still under construction, but check them out anyway!

5/30/05-I HAVE DISSABLED THE LINKS TO THE FP. i'M SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE. JUST TRYING TO SAVE HILLY'S HOOKERS AND MARY'S MAN WHORES. WILL INFORM YOU OF ANY CHANGES.

2/14/05- iT'S OFFICIAL!!! the winning theme for the manwhore contest is: UNDERWARE!!! so start unzipping and taking pictures, boys!
1/8/05 - PLEASE TAKE Mary's Man Whores poll:36478 to decide what the manwhores will be wearing! Thank you!

11/15/04 i'm starting to make personalized rooms on the fuck page...any hookers who want a room contact [Yanaba] and she'll add yours.

11/15/04 ATTENTION!! mary's man whores is thinking about having a picture contest between the man whores, but we are in need of ideas for what the men will be (or won't be lol) wearing! If you have any ideas for this contest pls contact [Yanaba] and she will add it to her list.


11/9/04 The Pink Flamingo is in need of some award banners for various sexual acts so memebers can proudly proclaime which flamingo or gnome they have earned. Please inform [Aleka] of any banners you create so she can ensure that they are not too preverse. Thanks!

10/15/04 the fuck page is now new and improved! USE IT!!!! and in the MAIN ROOM PLEASE USE THE COMMENTS AREA to cyber! Have fun!

10/10/04 I made a cyber page for all those who feel the need to do that on here. It's more private for you guys. For now, it's called the fuck page. Tell me if you can think of anything better and if i made it right, cuz i'm not sure i did....

9/30/04 WE NOW HAVE BOUNCERS! WE NEED MORE.

8/26/04 the page has been changed now YOU GUYS NEED TO ADD STORIES TO THE PINK FLAMINGO PAGE and yeah keep giving me ideas!

8/5/04 hehehe so yeah Hilly's Hookers has been added to the Adult's only list on The wiki´s wiki page I'm proud of our little joke of a page!
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Okay so heres the umm shpeil okay so i can't spell that umm heres is the way this works: Hilly's Hookers is mainly about sharing interesting sex related stories jokes ect. in general just being indecent! so feel free to just jump right into a conversation!

The Pink Flamingo

Thoughts of a Hooker

The World If I Ran It

Operation: Brad Pitt



Hilly's Hookers administaration and employees



she-pimp : [Animal*Girl]
Hookers:                      
#1: [Aleka]                  
#2: [Yanaba]                 
#3: [Hermes322]      
#4: [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]            
#5: [Kat13]
#6: [Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.]
#7: [FaeryPrincess]
#8: [Scarlet Lioness]
#9: [Corp USA Bad]
#10: [Lilly_Cortez]
#11: [Wolf Of Love and lust]
#12:[punk_sk8er]
#13:[Little Red]
#14:[bitchy_girl69]
#15: [hottcandy41]
#16: [pretty in blood]
#17: [~*ChRiS GiRl*~]
#18: [jo has gone]
#19: [SingleSexah]
#20:[Slut_911]


Bouncers:
#1: [Sufanhero]
#2: [Battle of One]
#3: [Balthizar]
#4: [horneyguy]
#5: [tomfucker]
#6: [Wrath of the phoenix]
#7: [Legacy Rite]
#8: [white_devil]
#9: [Cherub]
#10 [Rune Takashi]
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2005-02-16 [tomfucker]: yes

2005-02-16 [Aleka]: .....

2005-02-16 [Hermes322]: Curves GUYS!! JOIN!!!!!

2005-02-16 [Hermes322]: Oh yeah and DD are you and Slayer2 brothers????

2005-02-18 [Yanaba]: what's Curves????

2005-02-18 [bitchy_girl69]: its a place.....idk how to spell it

2005-02-18 [tomfucker]: no we are not blod brothers or by Mairrage

2005-02-18 [bitchy_girl69]: yea

2005-02-18 [Hermes322]: It's a warning to girls and guys about eating disorders. I am determined that it become a major force on ET

2005-02-18 [Aleka]: i joined... very nice site... i like that it has a purpose

2005-02-18 [Pedito]: warning ppl of eating disorders. Can I get a pamplet?

2005-02-18 [Aleka]: lol... umm... go look it up somewhere...

2005-02-18 [Yanaba]: ooh ok.

2005-02-18 [Hermes322]: If you need info please message me. I'm currently working on a badge for the guys

2005-02-18 [Aleka]: really? whats that one gonna look like?

2005-02-19 [Hermes322]: hOld on....

2005-02-19 [Aleka]: ....hold on?

2005-02-19 [Hermes322]: <img: http://elftown.lysator.liu.se/img/drawing/52029_1108767672.jpg> I had to get the URL

2005-02-19 [Yanaba]: ooh...nice!

2005-02-19 [Aleka]: very nice!

2005-02-19 [Hermes322]: *ish happy*

2005-02-19 [Balthizar]: *hugs samee*awsome job!

2005-02-19 [Hermes322]: THANK YOU!!

2005-02-19 [Balthizar]: wuvv you!^laughs*

2005-02-20 [Hermes322]: I knu!! LOL

2005-02-20 [bitchy_girl69]: i like it

2005-02-21 [Animal*Girl]: ;)

2005-02-21 [Cherub]: hey all how have you been? been away for a while as been busy with work and things

2005-02-21 [Aleka]: hello.. welcome back... i'm alright... you?

2005-02-21 [Yanaba]: hey...did we just get a new bouncer??? hey grim...welcome back

2005-02-21 [Aleka]: ...well i think sibby is female... so maybe she placed her name in the wrong spot

2005-02-21 [Yanaba]: hmm....ok

2005-02-21 [Aleka]: we should ask her... she may want to be a bouncer.... weirder things have happened.

2005-02-22 [Animal*Girl]: that is true

2005-02-22 [Cherub]: thank you :) not bad at all. possible maybe she wants to be just not known as a hooker rather then want to be known as a bouncer

2005-02-22 [Hermes322]: You're all confused me

2005-02-22 [Legacy Rite]: heh...me thinks i am lost

2005-02-22 [Aleka]: ...a girl joined the bouncers.... #10 is female... i don't know if she did it intentionally or just stuck her name in the wrong place

2005-02-22 [Hermes322]: What's wrong witht hat?? My mom used to be a bouncer

2005-02-23 [Aleka]: nothing... lol... were just confused as to whether or not she wants to be a bouncer or a hooker... she didn't say anything to anyone... so we don't know... i guess i should ask her

2005-02-23 [Hermes322]: Oh!!!! Okeys!

2005-02-23 [Yanaba]: it's all good. i already sent her a messege....no response yet.

2005-02-23 [Aleka]: oh cool... i hope she responds sometime

2005-02-23 [Hermes322]: HEWO!!!

2005-02-23 [Aleka]: hello!!

2005-02-24 [Hermes322]: ^^ What's up??

2005-02-24 [Legacy Rite]: The rate of eighteen year olds getting grounded 

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: heh....random, but true.

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: lol... i refuse to be grounded once i am old enough to move away!!

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: wow...demanding are we?

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: ....demanding? what do you mean demanding? i will not tolerate my parents getting involved in my life... i have to live it and their not gonna control it... besides... i'll be in college... living on campus

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: okay then control freak???

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: ... what do you mean by that? i won't be living at home so they have no right stopping me from doing anything

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: *sigh* nvm

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: no no please explain

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: no...

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: 8(

2005-02-24 [Animal*Girl]: ;)

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: hahahahahaha

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: berni you are cruel

2005-02-24 [Legacy Rite]: Heh

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: excelent *evil grin*

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: you spelt ecellent wrong!!

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: how is it supposed to be spelled?

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: btw u spelled "spelled" wrong

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: not the way i spelt it!

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: oh i knew that... excellent... i forgeot my x....

2005-02-24 [Legacy Rite]: Why the grin????

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: because i'm evil

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: ... who is that question to? b/c i'm not grining... well not on this page

2005-02-24 [Legacy Rite]: Berni

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: oh...well then... i let her respond

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: i just did

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: oh well.. umm... k

2005-02-24 [Legacy Rite]: but evil people arent nice ther.....well thier evil

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: evil in a good way...if that makes sense

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: lol... berni that doesn't make sense... don't worry... she's being evil to me... thus its good for everyone but me

2005-02-24 [Legacy Rite]: Heh...i see well thier is such a thing as being bad in a good way so why not being evil n a good way

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: ....well i see your point

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: ok that was worded wierd...was that a question?

2005-02-24 [Legacy Rite]: not really jus randomly worded for an off day of sorts

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: what question?

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: i dunno?

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: ...confusion! i love it!

2005-02-24 [Legacy Rite]: confusion bad...at least fer guys

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: ...well you know... i've been confused so often that i've grown to enjoy it

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: it is sometimes fun!

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: i love never knowing whats going on...!! i have to admit that it can be inconvient but hell i wouldn't know till later would i

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: ignorance is bliss

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: yup!

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: :)

2005-02-24 [Legacy Rite]: Unless ur a guy and forget important dates

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: hmmm... yes that would screw you over baddly... you didnt do that did you?

2005-02-24 [Legacy Rite]: nope im a teddy bear i dont forget important dates unless they have to do with me i get older on monday

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: older?? is it your birthday?

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: ...really? happy early b-day!!! how old will you be? and your a teddy bear? i wanna a new teddy bear

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: heehee lol

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: ... hint... hint

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: mary does like teddy bears

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: i love em... i sleep with lots and lots of teddy bears... but none of them are warm...

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: aw.....poor mary

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: i know... i'm so deprived

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: aw....

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: don't pity me! i shall survive!

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: *pats ur back*

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: thankyou for your support berni!

2005-02-24 [Hermes322]: Jesus, if I doin't get laid soon i'm gonna blow...

2005-02-24 [Balthizar]: LOL!

2005-02-24 [Hermes322]: I'm serious!

2005-02-24 [Balthizar]: hhmmm....well,if we werent both minors and i didnt have a gf i would help..but,you live in a diff state...j/k

2005-02-24 [Legacy Rite]: LOl...Lets see as to my age i will be 19. and yes i am a teddy bear always have been. As far as mary getting a new one i am somwhat taken....sry

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: dammn... no new teddy bears for me

2005-02-24 [Balthizar]: im a Kirby...does that count?

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: ...well its not quite as nice as a teddy bear... but i guess it'll do ;P

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: kirby...kirby....what are those again??? Amicao! you have a gf?? ooh!

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: i know... rather surprised... sorry i hit on someone who was taken... but now i've got myself a kirby... which jumps really high and floats down to the ground... i think there might be like a movie... but i know there are games with kirby in it...

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: kirby...kirby...OMG!!! KIRBY!!!!!! for a second there furbies jumped into my mind and i was thinking it was a toy...lol

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: no no not a toy!! its those puffy dudes that sing! on those video games i played a while ago... i don't think you saw me play that...

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: i know..kirby..he's so pink and cute and round and rolls and eats things and spits them out.....(or am i thinking of pac man now?)

2005-02-24 [Aleka]: no no you got it right!

2005-02-24 [Yanaba]: YAY!!! I'M NOT WORTHLESS!!

2005-02-25 [Aleka]: ....no berni... you are not worthless

2005-02-25 [Yanaba]: *slaps price tag to my forehead: reads $1*

2005-02-25 [Aleka]: lol... i was thinking a $5 price tag actually

2005-02-25 [Yanaba]: *crosses out 1 and replaces it w/ 5*

2005-02-25 [Aleka]: excellent!! maybe some day we can add 99 cents onto your price tag

2005-02-25 [Yanaba]: YES

2005-02-25 [Aleka]: you have to prove that your almost worth a dollar more though!

2005-02-25 [Yanaba]: yeah......but that's not possible right now......maybe after plasitic surgery

2005-02-25 [Aleka]: lol!! berni! don't make me beat you with a stick for that comment!

2005-02-25 [Yanaba]: lol but the only way to get more value is improve the parts! lol j/k

2005-02-25 [Aleka]: or the quality of work berni... improve the work you do... ;)... that could be fun

2005-02-25 [Yanaba]: improve the parts to improve the work....i need to stop hanging out w/ mike so much

2005-02-25 [Aleka]: yes yes you do

2005-02-25 [Aleka]: no matter what mike tells you berni you are not a car! i repeat YOU ARE NOT A CAR!

2005-02-25 [Yanaba]: i know......he knows.....just referencing

2005-02-25 [Yanaba]: "vroom vroom"

2005-02-25 [Aleka]: lol.... i'm not sure he knows....

2005-02-25 [Yanaba]: j/k.....he said i was prettier than any car or person or thing he's ever seen....that was when he was trying to "woo" me though

2005-02-25 [Aleka]: lol.... lol... *cough* look what you made me do!! you made me cough!

2005-02-25 [Yanaba]: toned abs though!

2005-02-25 [Aleka]: hell yeah... i always wanted rock hard abs....

2005-02-25 [Yanaba]: feel the burn!

2005-02-25 [Aleka]: i'm getttin a little sick of this "burn" i'm feeling... put it out!!

2005-02-25 [Yanaba]: *throws water on your face*

2005-02-25 [Aleka]: .. what does my face have to do with my abs?

2005-02-25 [Yanaba]: oops!

2005-02-25 [Legacy Rite]: Yea i know The gf is a recent development that snuck up on me buh don worry ill probably be available soon again anyway These relationship things never work out for me aparently giving a girl flowers and poetry make you to nice. So ill be sngle in a short while again...dammit..A question for the girls...How is it possible to be to nice???

2005-02-26 [Animal*Girl]: ;)

2005-02-26 [Aleka]: .....yeah ummm... i'm not gonna even attempt answerin that question

2005-02-27 [Yanaba]: WTF!!! I WOULD LOVE IT IF A GUY WROTE ME POETRY!...actually, mike has....he hasn't done the flowers yet, but i think flowers and poetry are great! They definitly work on me!.....wait...how often do you do the flower/poetry thing?

2005-02-27 [Aleka]: ....i don't understand the situation....i'm confused

2005-02-28 [Animal*Girl]: i have to say, it would freak me out if a guy wrote me poetry.

2005-02-28 [tomfucker]: wel yanaba I would do that if you were my girl

2005-02-28 [Aleka]: too bad she's taken

2005-02-28 [Legacy Rite]: For berni the flowers and peotry can pop up any time just for the hell of it it doesnt have to be a special reason or anything. I mainly just do the flower/poetry thing if the girls had a really bad week or somthing really shitty has happened. AS to How pften maybe once or twice a month deoending on the person and how i feel about them.

2005-02-28 [Aleka]: oh!! i love you! your soo sweet!

2005-02-28 [Hermes322]: HEWO TO ALL!

2005-02-28 [Legacy Rite]: Thanks Aleka too bad everyone doesnt think that.

2005-02-28 [Legacy Rite]: Hey Samee

2005-02-28 [Hermes322]: What's up??

2005-02-28 [Legacy Rite]: not much

2005-02-28 [Hermes322]: ^_^

2005-02-28 [tomfucker]: well i would do it for any girl of mine

2005-02-28 [Aleka]: 8D... i'm glad some guys are sweet... makes the world a nicer place

2005-02-28 [tomfucker]: ya well I love to send flowers for no reasion

2005-02-28 [Animal*Girl]: oh...why can't all guys be like that.

2005-02-28 [tomfucker]: I have now clue

2005-02-28 [Yanaba]: hmm....i still don't understand....i like poetry/flowers...mary does too, so does sarah....it's not done in a creepy stalker fashion......so why don't girls u date like it? Maybe they're just stupid and don't know a gift when they see one. That's the only explination i can give......and, yes, TDD, i am taken, but thanks for the offer!

2005-02-28 [Aleka]: well no i understand in one sense why girls don't like gifts all the time... i mean i'd hate for someone to spend money on me constantly, i'd feel horrible... now if it were a poem or some flowers they went and picked hell i wouldn't mind that at all... though i'm allergic to flowers, but the thought would be nice....

2005-03-02 [Yanaba]: Yeah...the gifts can be a bit too much...My bf is always offering to buy me stuff that i don't really need and i tell him no. but, something like flowers every now and then sounds cute!

2005-03-02 [Aleka]: yeah... flowers... they'd just be put in the trash if i got em... or i'd give em to a friend... t hey's appreciate them more

2005-03-02 [Yanaba]: ....i'd want fake flowers actually, cuz then they never die...it's sad to see anything alive suffer like flowers or christmas trees.....

2005-03-02 [Aleka]: ...but then you'd have to put them somewhere and keep them forever... i wouldn't want them for more than two weeks

2005-03-02 [Yanaba]: mmm....maybe this is the problem...girls think too much into stupid things like flowers!

2005-03-02 [Aleka]: ...i'm only thinking about them b/c its the topic under discussion

2005-03-02 [Yanaba]: yeah...but there are some girls who put way too much thought into everything

2005-03-02 [tomfucker]: well ithink since the man hores put up pis then I think the ladies here should do the same thing

2005-03-02 [Yanaba]: maybe........it depends on what our she pimp says

2005-03-02 [Yanaba]: how bout this: u submit a picture to mary's man whores and we'll consider having one here

2005-03-02 [bitchy_girl69]: holly crap u guys tlk soooo much....gosh its hard to keep up

2005-03-02 [Animal*Girl]: ;)

2005-03-02 [bitchy_girl69]: ok

2005-03-02 [Legacy Rite]: I always give them a dozen red or white roses with instuctions on how to dry them when they begin loosing thier petals. So they can last as long as fake flowers and they make great decration afterwards...

2005-03-02 [Aleka]: ....yeah... thats sweet! but god thats okay only on occassion...

2005-03-03 [Balthizar]: why? if my gf..or if i had one lived near me she would get those when she least expected them..that and..i would take her every where! lol

2005-03-03 [Balthizar]: cant wait to get a gf and spoil her^^

2005-03-03 [Legacy Rite]: Its only once a month if that Aleka that i go to such extremes as roses mostly its just kind words and a warm smile and still im told that i am to nice

2005-03-03 [tomfucker]: well I have a pick pick up at Marys Man Whores so ya

2005-03-03 [Aleka]: ....okay if anyone buys me flowers i'll smile and be happy for the thought but their going in the trash the moment they turn their back... i like being able to breathe you see and flowers counter act that.... if a girl thinks what your doing is nice then it works for them... i can't speak for every female in the world when i describe nice... i can only speak for myself

2005-03-03 [Hermes322]: PLEASE JOIN YM FAN CLUB THE LINK IS IN MY NAME!

2005-03-03 [bitchy_girl69]: i love roses so if a guy sent me roses i would keep them until they die...then ill make popping noises with the pedles...as long as their not totally dry....cuz yea....but i absolutely love roses

2005-03-04 [Hermes322]: Huh???

2005-03-04 [bitchy_girl69]: what?

2005-03-04 [Hermes322]: I have no idea...I"M HAPPY!!

2005-03-04 [bitchy_girl69]: ok

2005-03-05 [Aleka]: 8D... i'm glad your happy!

2005-03-06 [Animal*Girl]: ;)

2005-03-06 [Hermes322]: I GOT ACCEPTED INTO A PRIVATE SCHOOL!

2005-03-06 [Animal*Girl]: thats cool

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